Dem Trailers: G.I. Joe

Posted by brodiemashApril 30, 2009 - 2:03pm

Still looking pretty bad in my book but that’s just my humble opinion. CGI looks pretty dollar store but look, if there’s a few scenes of Snake Eyes kicking ass, then that’s all I’m gonna need. Anyways, check it out and let us know if you think this is just another attempt by Hollywood to rape our childhood memories or ill this be the film that erases what Michael Bay did with Transformers… but deep down inside you know it’s gonna suck, right? *sigh*

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Okay, saw it again… is it me or are they just riding Iron Man’s coat tail with the whole Accelerator Suit thing? Fucking Sommers…
http://www.fresnofamous.com Famous

Oh, piss if this doesn’t look awful. Like painfully, so. Like unwatchable.

On a positive note, Adult Swim did a bunch of mini Webisodes that are pretty f’in cool.
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Pffft..GARBAGE!!!!!!! This movie is a giant douche bag! It just tries too damn hard and ends up looking like a tool when it’s all over.
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“The French are pretty upset.”

Hurr durr!! Do all Presidents keep around a ‘state-the-obvious’ guy?

Also, question: why green metal eating cloud thingie? Is a nice bomb just too simple? Did the supervillian need to spend billions developing this nanotechnology (or whatever it’ll turn out to be) to break the Eiffel Tower? I’m guessing your typical WW2 bomb coulda done that?

I have to stop. I’d just nitpick the shit out of this thing. It makes me DAMNED glad I wasn’t a big GI Joe fan.

Then I remember I was a huge Transformers fan, and I cry.
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This looks really good.

For me to poop on!
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Personally… I’m comic booked out on movies.
Bee

CGI Dollar Store is correct, reminds of The Day the Earth Stood Still, lots of cgi, bad cgi and you know is cgi, bad cgi.

if you want good cgi go to the best ILM. Industrial Light and Magic. btw didja know that Masa Oki from Heroes fame worked at ILM :O

Dem Trailers: G.I. Joe

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