Dem Rumors: “Machete” cast includes Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal & Michelle Rodriguez

What a way to end the week with a INSANE rumor like this one. According to Bloody Disgusting (who have ben fairly accurate with their rumors as of late) Robert DeNiro, Michelle Rodriguez & Jonah Hill are in talks to join the cast of the Robert Rodriguez produced (and perhaps co-direct cause he can do that) Machete, which is spawned from the faux trailer Rodriguez did for Grindhouse starring the fantastic Danny Trejo. Not only that, The Playlist is also reporting that a certain ponytail having, arm breaking motherfucker will also be joining the cast: Steven Seagal. Take that in for a moment now: Steven Seagal & Robert DeNiro in the same film… yeah. Hopefully this is all true but as it is not set in stone yet or confirmed by anyone up top, take it with a grain of salt but just let it all marinate and think how badass such a film would be. PLUS, having my too favorite Rodriguez’ in Hollywood working together is equally as sick! Yup, still think Michelle is hot so fuck y’all! Here’s the trailer for the film from Grindhouse but be warned as it is NSFW!! They truly did FUCK with the wrong Mexican.