Random Goodness: How Twilight should have ended

So some of you out there have already seen New Moon like 17 times (hence the massive box office this weekend) and I have yet to see any of the films. But this new edition of HISHE actually makes me wanna see the first film, if only to compare notes. But for those of you out there who are balls deep (I guess I should say “ovaries deep”) in Twilight mania, I hope you enjoy! And for those of you who are questioning my sanity for posting Twilight stuff, listen to the truth spoken by the great Kevin Smith regarding these fans. Yeah….