Random Goodness: Surviving Edged Weapons

I need some help here: I have been proclaiming this Slap Chop video the best internet video of the year (if not EVAR). Oh, I still laugh hysterically every time I watch Vince slapping his troubles away, but this one up here is setting old Vinny in its sites and is ready to eviscerate him and take said top spot. So which one do you think is better? As you watch the video, the first 2 mins serve as a build up so please don’t give up cause once it begins, you’ll me whisked off to a magical wonderland of knifes & WIN! A bloody good time, indeed! [via Videogum]