Random Goodness: Bulletproof Weaves

Somebody call Ghostface cause he’s now got another accessory to match his Bulletproof Wallets: a bullet resistant weave. Young Briana here was caught up with a jealous ex-boyfriend and he decided to lick some shots off towards her head but little did he expect that the weave, which she admits she’s invested a lot of money into, stopped the bullet destined to end her life. Now that’s not magic, children. That’s fate. But what the fuck am I talking about here: A FUCKEN WEAVE STOPPED A BULLET! I’m giving it a week before your favorite rappers start wearing these things, not out of style but rather for the more practical use of stopping bullets. That’s gangsta! [thanks to Chloe From Clovis for the heads up]