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Eminem’s MTV Awards experience tainted by Bruno.

Leakage: New ‘Transformers 2′ Trailer

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More characters, more Megan and more Michael Bay.  More better?  We’ll see.

Teen kills mother, wounds father, blames Halo 3

I can’t even count the number of Halo hours I’ve got under my belt.  Killtaculars? Shit, don’t even get me started(yeah, that was me pal ;D).  But I don’t recall a time during those late night Halo sessions where I told my opponents on XBox Live, “If I win, you kill your parents, if I lose I kill my parents, k?”  Even during those frustrating Sniper battles where dudes are picking you off  a few seconds after respawning, the thought of blasting my parents never came to mind.  Is the kid full o’ shiat?  Who knows, maybe mom ripped the ethernet cable from behind the 360 as he was one kill away from a Killionare.  “Hey mom, FedEx left this at the door for you and dad.  BLADOW!”

Random Goodness:BROKEN ANKLES!

This ones a knee-slapper.  Hey, at least it’s not Kobe in another Guitar Hero commercial where he’s parading around in his knickers and a pink shirt with 3 other guys.  Unless your into that kinda stuff.

Random Goodness: Now that’s one way to fill your “Star Power” meter

What do you do when you are all strummed out on the plastic axe? No dummy, you don’t learn to play a real guitar and impress your friends and gf. You get a bike and waste about as much time as it would take to learn to play a real guitar and impress the entire internet with your new YouTube video. Then we’ll forget all about it by the end of the week after someone posts a video of their cat beating Gears of War 2 on Insane(difficulty). These guys just took Guitar Hero fanboyism to the extreme. Did these guys just film this in one single shot with no cuts? YOU ROCK!

Show your body a whole new world of hurt with the Iron Gym

It seems like every time I pick up the remote, I find some channel showing another home workout gimmick to help people lose weight and get ripped make their wallet lighter. Now this doorway pullup gimmick is the latest one I’ve seen and I found this parody of it that cracked me up. Oh and you can also kinda do dips, but not really.

Snoop and Martha talk “Izzles” and “Cognac Mashed Potatoes”

So Martha and Snoop hit it off backstage a while back at the Letterman show and have since been swapping emails back and forth. This ultimately led to what some would call the best guest appearance on the show ever. Snoop schools Martha on the fine art of “Snoop-guistics” and he also shows her the way to “Cognac Mashed Potatoes”. Now you too can stuff your face with some Cognac Mashed Potatoes this Thanksgiving. I don’t think I can find the words to describe the awesomeness here. I never thought I’d see the day Snoop would go from “187 on an undercover cop” to whippin’ up mashed potatoes with Martha Stewart. Ever. Then again, I never thought I’d see Martha sippin’ on a 40 of “O.E.” with Conan O’Brien.